What the fook?

Words fail to describe how bad this really is. It’s a scanned page from a sci-fi book that shows diabolical description skills. It’s mind boggling since Ace published this little gem.

Here is the link: Clicky

Some of the quotes are EPIC!

“Her face has the fragrance of a gibbous moon.” WTF!

“Her thighs were geese, pythons, schooners. They were cypress or banyan; her thighs were a forge, they were shears; her thighs were sandstone, they were the sandstone buttresses of a cathedral, they were silk or cobwebs.” WTF!!!!

“Her buttocks were fresh-baked loafs; they were ivory eggs, they were the eggs of a lovely phoenix. They were a fist” *blinks*

“Her pubes was a field of wheat after the harvest, a field neatly furrowed; it was a nest, a pomegranate, an arrowhead, a rune.”

*dies a little*

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One thing that Lou loves most is a HEA in a romance. So you will most likely see her reading for those happy endings in her favorite genres such as Contemporary Romance, and Young Adult. Lou also likes the odd Paranormal and Urban Fantasy, but is currently taking a break from those genres. Some of Lou's current favorite authors are: Courtney Milan, Jennifer Ashley, Stephanie Perkins, Julia Quinn, Patricia Briggs, Nalini Singh and Tamora Pierce.

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