What the fook?

Words fail to describe how bad this really is. It’s a scanned page from a sci-fi book that shows diabolical description skills. It’s mind boggling since Ace published this little gem.

Here is the link: Clicky

Some of the quotes are EPIC!

“Her face has the fragrance of a gibbous moon.” WTF!

“Her thighs were geese, pythons, schooners. They were cypress or banyan; her thighs were a forge, they were shears; her thighs were sandstone, they were the sandstone buttresses of a cathedral, they were silk or cobwebs.” WTF!!!!

“Her buttocks were fresh-baked loafs; they were ivory eggs, they were the eggs of a lovely phoenix. They were a fist” *blinks*

“Her pubes was a field of wheat after the harvest, a field neatly furrowed; it was a nest, a pomegranate, an arrowhead, a rune.”

*dies a little*

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