Today we have Meghan Quinn here to talk with us a bit about her latest release, Warning Track. Take it away, Meghan.
MILFs of Baseball – Mascots I’d Like to F#ck
While at a baseball game, there are so many things that can keep your attention, like the hunky men on the field, the tight pants, the bulging biceps, the crotch readjustments and bromances that make your little heart flutter but there is a group of men that are looked over most of the time; the mascots. These men spend their nights at the ballpark shooting t-shirts around to screaming fans, dancing to “Cotton Eye Joe” when no one else will, and running around the field while racing giant tooth brushes during a sponsored in between innings event. So here is an ode to the mascots in our lives, the ones that are totally fuckable.
As a woman, how can you pass up a mustache ride like that? From his light green eyes to his golden locks and the slight beer belly, Bernie has ultimate 80’s ladies’ man written all over him. With such proper trimming and styling of his mustache, you know the carpet has to match the drapes when it comes to this guy. On a side note, if you want to fulfill a Wizard of Oz fantasy, then Bernie is your man. It’s uncanny how similar he looks like the Great and Powerful Oz. There’s no place like home, Milwaukee fans, aka, Bernie’s pants.
Lou Seal? More like L-Unit, gangsta in the house! Looking for a strong pimp hand? Lou is your guy. Check out that bad ass ring and those sunglasses. He most likely has a voice like Barry White and the smooth moves of Ryan Gosling, two very dangerous attributes for women. This Seal’s smooth moves will have you opening up your cave of wonders so he can slip right across your little frosticle in the matter of seconds.
Don’t judge! I know you’re judging but ladies, do you see that little red thing popping out of this green Muppet’s nose? Yea, that’s apparently his tongue… need I say more?
This birdy has it going on. Just having the name Ace puts him in the top five list of hot mascots, slap in the fact that he works at the ballpark and knows very well how to round the bases, how can you pass him up? Plus, look at the devilish grin, you know he’s a bit frea-kay! Tie me up in your little nest any day…Ace.
Muscles!!!! This lion knows where the weight room is because look at those biceps. I bet under that jersey he has a nice six pack to match. I’ve seen this lion in action and not only is he the best t-shirt shooter I’ve ever seen, but he also has a sexual prowess of freaking Mike Thurston on a photo shoot. It’s practically impossible not to get wrapped up in this mane like mullet, crown shaped head and sexy as hell wrist bands. Grrrawwwll!
About Meghan Quinn
When I was in high school I occasionally read books but was consumed by other teenage things so I didn’t take the time to appreciate a good book on a cloudy day, wrapped up in a blanket on the couch, besides “The Notebook” I made time to read the heartbreaking novel.
It wasn’t until I received a Kindle for Christmas one year that my world completely flipped upside down. When looking for books, I came across the Contemporary Romance genre and was sold and I haven’t turned back since.
You can either find my head buried in my Kindle, listening to inspiring heart ripping music or typing away on the computer twisting and turning the lives of my characters while driving my readers crazy with anticipation.
I am currently residing in beautiful Colorado Springs where the sun is always shining and there is a trail waiting to be hiked on every corner. I share a lovely and warm home with the love of my life and my five, four-legged children.
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Life is never as it seems and for Molly Meyers, life has been one hell of a roller coaster the past couple of years. When she thinks she finally has a handle on where her future is taking her, she gets a visit from her past which throws her entire life plan up in the air.
The question is can Molly handle the ups and downs this past relationship will bring her? Or does she need to keep the past where it belongs and not only try to save herself, but save her baby girl as well?
The gang is back and this time, no one is left untouched. Pain, confusion, frustration and disappointment are spread through the group as new and exciting adventures are welcomed and unexpected events occur. Catch up with the characters and their lives in Warning Track as the drama continues in the third installment of the Hot-Lanta series.
Warning Track is releasing on 8/12/2014 and will be available on Amazon.